So Far So F*cked Matches

For when your to-do list is on fire—and not in a cute way. These matches are here for your stress spirals, existential dread, and whatever the hell this week is. Light the candle. Sip the wine. Burn the expectations.

Phrase: So Far, So Fucked

Glass Bottle with gold lid

40qty Safety Matches
Black Tipped

Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light

1.84 x 4.75, 1.8oz Glass Bottle

Not available for international shipping.